Thursday, 21 January 2010

Distribution of responsibility? Icicles of doom

I was coming back from a late meeting the other night. Berlin's ice began to melt.
I came close to serious injury twice. The locals call the snow coming from the roofs "roof avalanches". The icicles don't get a special name.

Well I was almost hit by 2 mini avalanches. So by the time I got back to base I wasn't really in the mood for the two meter long icicle hanging directly above the door from the roof six floors up.

Distribution of responsibility: the powerful "someone else's problem" effect that meant no-one had done anything.
I called the fire-brigade. They sent two dry and idiot-weary Berliners round. They said I would be robbing the city of fire-safety if they sent an engine. Seeing as how the neighbors up on 6 still had lights on, would I be so kind as to deal with it myself. Ok. I'll do my best. They're right actually.

I got two other neighbors to make sure the way below was clear and made my way upstairs.
The apartment on 6 belongs to an expert on John Cage but he was not "prepared" to stick a broom out of his window to hit the thing for fear of being responsible for an injury. His insurance was more important than public/neighbors safety: well here we are in the wonderful 21st century. He's not exactly Mr Rogers eh? What about all the kids in our building?...nope. He made joke about him using his mobile phone on airplanes. What? 

So I did the deed. I was up a step ladder sixfloors up and whacked the icicle with a broom. Down it went. Everyone's safer. Hurray. Me hero. I have a fear of heights actually. But I care more about my fellow humans.
My neighbor offered me a whisky to celebrate. What? His lack of care for others than himself? 
Take action. You make all the difference in the world.

The same night I was shedding more than a few tears for Haiti. I'm in absolute horror. Take action. Distribution of responsibility. If you wish to help, as I did, then here's  one possibility.

Saturday, 2 January 2010

2010 : The Year We Make Contact.

Happy new year everyone.
2010 is a great number. I'm looking forward to a great year and wish you all one too.

Wow, that's a long time since my last blog post.
Things have been a bit busy in Bruceland, but I'll try to get back here more this year.

What a year that was. 
The rehearsals and technical preparations for the gigs took up more time than I ever expected.
But things a really shaping up. 

Airplay on national radio and more than a few local ones including a rather sultry sounding interview with me.  We'll post a clip here soon.
We sold a few CDs too so it seems a few people were able to hack through the amazon jungle there.

Myspace has been a source of amazement and joy this year.
We crossed the 2000 friend mark on Christmas day. The comments and support there have been great. 
Facebook needs a little more love. This will come. And  a lot of venues.;-)

Berlin is currently submerged in snow which made for a slightly quieter firework bombardment than in other recent years. iLike.
Asleep in Copenhagen. Very disappointed with the Climate Conference. What are we going to do now?What are we going to do now?What are we going to do now?What are we going to do now?What are we going to do now?What are we going to do now? (S.Milligan is sorely missed)
Obama already looks 10 years older. What a job.
We lost a few more in 2009 Jacko of course but I was much more cut up about Farrah Fawcett my (everybodies?) childhood pinup (along with Daphne from Scooby Doo...I believe I have this much in common with Marilyn Manson :-0). We also lost some of my other heroes: John Kung-fu Carradine, John Martyn, Billy Powell and Patrick No.6 Magoohan. Peace.

Today I performed my annual Jan 1st Ritual of opening all the windows and doors in the house to let the old year out and bring in the new. Felt good.

Looking forward to my annual wander round the Alps in February. Travelling down by train as ever!!! 

Looking forward to seeing you all. To the new songs. To the Concerts. 

B